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Now tell me, it will be our secret. At the party, why didn’t you try to stop your girlfriend from going with him into one of the upstairs bedrooms?.
higgles-wet-girls: I have discovered the scientifically proven way that a human being can have the most possible pleasure without the use of drugs or brain manipulation. And it involves omorashi and masturbation. Now unfortunately for guys, this only
Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment (1933) When asked why they had to receive several “back shots”(spinal taps), researchers repeatedly lied to the men, claiming the shots were “therapeutic” when in fact the spinal taps gave insight to
Catbug the trapbug Someone kill me! I´ll go cry in a corner now… Why brain, why! What gender is catbug? Who gives a shit! I´m just a mothafucking goblin!
Oh my, look y'all what some anon just left in my inbox! My very first piece of fanart! Thank you, it’s so very awesome. It’s my OC Novel pleasuring Futashy and if you know me, you also know why that just blew my mind (ehehehe) and made my
My brain: Not gonna write a fic about Emerald not gonna write a fic about Emerald not gonna write a fic about Emerald not gonna write a fic about Emerald not gonna write a fic about Emerald Also my brain: *already has title and plot worked out*
huevo-mundo: I….I’m not sure why I spent so much time on this………..yes….it’s the cake meme…….
*has the mightiest need to draw Ruby/Lapis things* *brain won’t do the thing*
kawaiidabber: Me: *is high as fuck* Brain: “roll another blunt” Me: “why?” Brain: “because you gotta”
I feel horrendous atm, why am I horny???????
lisa-ssp-deactivated20210503:Mark why are you like this? 😂😂😂From: Heave Ho MEGA EPISODE w/ Jack, Bob, Wade It mostly comes down to my big brain. But it’s not Sean’s fault he has small brain syndrome. Some people just aren’t cut out for
blog-theoddlifeofanya: My reaction to the ending of this night’s game of thrones.
Body language experts are charlatans. Body language is differs from culture to culture and person to person. Acting like you know a person’s guilt or innocence because they don’t act the way you expect them to; is why a lot of innocent people are
babelady:me: *sees scissors*brain: cut your hairme: what? no…brain: snip snipme: why???brain: you gotta
2009emo: brain: obsess over someone you barely know me: why brain: you gotta
hyryker: me, in bed: i’m so exhausted, im ready for sleep my brain: HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND
wolfwars: theholleywoodsigns: dankmemesreasonforliving: Explains why I’m so fucking stupid no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher
Had to scrub my brain and my browser history because some egotistical jock posted an erect dick selfie and purposely mistagged it
saw a style meme thing going around and needed something to draw that required absolutely no brain activity lol so here’s matias in a bunch of styles i enjoy looking at
poordork: afeuery: afeuery: boys are kinda .. gross never mind i’m horny now why do our brains do this to us
sanjl: theundesireablethinker: tunte: patchland: wiltingwillowws: patchland: wiltingwillowws: patchland: white people are so ugly oh my god Non-white people are so ugly oh my god. why do racists keep reblogging my posts I literally put exactly
bleach is fucking brain poison.
I’m having such an off day today, my brain just doesn’t want to think straight and everything is just kind of bleh… I don’t know if I should keep trying to get things done or just give up and just play video games or watch something and just
brideake: brain: doodle that thing that hundreds of people have already done a million times me: why brain: you gotta
stuartkreilly: ladysomnambule: garbagedwellingcreature: culthorrorfilms: gaystation-4: because gifs just don’t do justice to this cinematic masterpiece A masterpiece HOLY SHIT “NO THANK YOU” I feel like I lost brain cells
our brains are sick, but that's okay!
snorlaxatives: me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember
rockingstairs: I just wanted to draw casual sex, and then my brain took it too literally. =.=
heartfullofsoul: SO I LOOKED AT THIS NEW OFFICIAL ART AND ALL DID WAS LAUGH AT THEIR FACES BECAUSE COME ON “I HAVE EXTREME CONSTIPATION RIGHT NOW” “I WASH MY HAIR WITH YAKULT, THAT’S WHY ITS SO SILKY AND SHINY” …………………………….
…When I started writing drabbles/fanfics in English, I made a personal vow that I wouldn’t ship any of my OCs with any pre-existing, canon characters. Yet here I am, shipping my TFOC sparkling/mech with Megatron. Just because my brain decided
Welp, it’s 3 min to 6AM. Brain, why u wake me up three hours before my alarm!? I took Zquil for a reason, brain!! …I guess it’s time for me to get up and play Destiny one more time before I leave for the snow trip.
sinningbravely: Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal …I have no idea why, but I suddenly imagined Professor Sumdac from TFA frantically jumping up and down to reach a door knob.
WHY DOES EVERY F**KING TIME I SEE I see Like …..UGH!! STUPID BRAIN OF MINE
Why can't I hold all this anime?!
why can’t even ask somebody a simple question over tumblr without having to sit there for hours working up the courage
stimmyabby: me: I have a particular idea I want to express in language brain: please wait 3 to 5 business days me: why brain: shipping and handling
faux-conscious, afro-centric type: Don’t try and open my legs, open my mind. make love to my spirit. fuck my BRAINS, don’t fuck my brains out. lick my corpus callosum, stick your fingers in my soul until I’m bursting with knowledge.
cutequeer96: brain: u gotta fall in love with someone right now immediately me: what why brain: u gotta
vice-of-virtue: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that
destiny-islanders: Me: All right, I wanna draw Aqua in 0.2 looking rad af Brain: Draw her in Minnie ears Me: What no why Brain: You gottaTwitter | Redbubble | Ko-Fi
bpdshitposts: me: *faced with a slightly stressful situation* brain: you gotta get irrationally angry then cry me: why brain: you gotta
nuclearpiss: Me: *sees a bookstore*Brain: go in and buy 50 booksMe: why?Brain: you gotta
amenoma: (Commissioned by Jase.) As busy as Penny gets with her college courses, she always has time to give Brain some tender loving care; the only reason why Brain puts up with her uncle’s tomfoolery.
truebuggy: brain: sabotage this relationship me: why brain: they hate you and you need to isolate anyway me: ah yeah true ok
lumpytoast: ebilflindas: this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn bless Nanalan for showing the rest of the world that Canada is completely capable of entertainment
yourgfdgirlfriend:don’t you love it, when you grab a cute boys face and they tense and their eyes widen a second, because they didn’t expect it; and how their brain starts to melt and they turn in one big puddle of goo in your grip as you proceed
slightlyburntcinnamonroll: diamondorloj: holtzyrans: holtzyrans: Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit Lesbian brain:
HELP this artblooooooock
mazerly replied to your post: oh i forgot to tell you guys about part of a dream… why anders tho i don’t even know vnv u can ask my brain why